me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
me: okay let's do it
discipleofmrsheen asked: Text me nigga, I lost all my contacts, and tell all our mutual friends to text me cause...I lost all my contacts.
Prom, prom, promity prom prom
It was one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it,...– The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald (via sugizaki)
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
1964: I want to hold your hand
2012: I wanna fuck you
I think there’s something wrong with my toe…
i wonder if obama's friends still text him to hang...
larry: hey dude you busy tonight??
larry: ughhh when are you gonna be free
Now I remember why I kinda like working weekends…..a full day stuck in the house with my mom’s husband = >.<